
New Dress Plaza to be Dedicated This Month Will close immediately for new renovations
Mayor Lloyd Names New Suspect in 30 Year Old Murder Case.
Mayor inks deal to co-host with Miss Cleo on Psychic Friends Network.
World's Largest Buttocks Spotted at Golden Corral Buffet Would require two trips to haul-ass.
Police Department doubles police car fleet.
Police will now be able to drive pickets around mayor's house.
WEVV-TV Announces Closing of News Department Study shows it is more profitable to serve up mindless tripe.
Posey County Anti-Education Group Calls for Immediate Ten Percent Tax-Cut in School Budgets. Cites steep price increases in NASCAR tickets.
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County Council Announces Meetings to be Broadcast on the Internet. Council also announces a cure for insomnia.
City to Evict 89 Year Old Woman From Her Home Also Designates September as "Kick-a-Dog" Month.
Angels Mounds to be Site of New Soccer Fields Bulldozers to roll next month.
General Electric accidentally releases 1100 pounds of Cancer Causing Methylene Chloride into the Air. Company says "We don't know where it came from, or how it happened.... but it probably won't happen again."

Library Board Rejects Washington Square Mall for consideration of new Library Site. Spokesman says "It's just too quiet"
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