Commission Lauds Vectren Safety Record
Notes that energy giant has not blown-up any houses or killed anyone in 2005.
Indiana Senate Calls for Same-Sex Marriage Ban.
"Same-sex unions would cheapen our third marriage", laments lawmakers.
New Flood Plain Study Threatens $800 million in East Side Development
"No freakin' way!" says officials. Calls in Swift Boat advertising men to debunk science.
Donald Ray Wallace Denied Bank Loan.
Prisoner complains of banks red-lining policies on death row inmates. Plans an appeal.
Indiana's 8th Congressional District Loses Identity of "Bloody 8th".
Will now be known as 'Jesusland'.
State Democrats say Governor Daniels will bring Indiana into a 'New Age'.
The Dark Age.
Evansville Restaurant Market Penetration Reaches New High
Study shows there are now more restaurants than people.
Taj Mahal Represenatives to Visit Evansville
Will study new Central Library for ideas to spruce up Indian Landmark.
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City to Force Landlords to Stop Crime, Drugs, and Violence.
Police spokesman says, "We'd rather not get involved".
Wal-Mart Promises Not to Kill Cats.
Competitors, suppliers, child labor laws, unions, and small towns' tax base still fair game.
Girls Gone Wild! visits the Duck Inn
Evansville being considered as site for Fox's new reality show Trailer Park Shouting Match.
Hamilton Golf Course Receives High Marks
Indiana Restroom Association says clubhouse management consistently maintains the highest urine smell per square inch of any restroom in the city.
Animal Control Employees Sent to Abu Graib
Will counsel troops on advanced torture techniques.
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